Are You Risking a Marketing Short Circuit?

March 26th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

HighVoltage

Are you doing the same thing over and over without the best results but it kinda works so you keep using it? Well here’s a story of what happened to me a week ago that I hope you can use.

I cook for the week on Sunday afternoons. My kitchen is tiny so space is at a premium. For weeks I’ve been moving my can opener and using it on the stove top because my slow cooker took up too much space. (I was too lazy to figure out a new spot for the slow cooker.) So I’m opening up some cans so I can prepare a stew and all is going well.

Then I remember oh, yeah let’s get the brown rice started because it takes longer to cook than white rice. So I turn the oven knob to on. A minute or so later I’m busy putting away dishes when I here a pop and see sparks coming from my can opener which is still sitting on the back burner. Yikes! I’m trying not to freak out as I quickly turn off the burner and lift the can opener up.

Now I smell a nasty electrical burn and I’m worried my smoke alarm is going to start shrieking. I look at my poor can opener which has the bottom melted on parts and the power cord is charred black and I’m thinking I’m not gonna be able to use this thing again it’s a goner. I toss my the thing in the trash and run to open the front door so the burning stink won’t stay in my place all day and night.

Back in the kitchen I try to turn on the overhead fan and light but nothing happens. I popped the circuit breaker! So now I have to figure out which switch to pull in the fuse box. Crum! I hate this stuff.

Oh yeah did I mention my kitchen wall outlets also stopped working? Well, I went to read the labels and pull the switch that I think connects to the kitchen outlets. Then I head back to the kitchen and switch on the fan and oven light. Nothing happens.

Back I go to peer into the fuse box while hoping I don’t have to call my property manager and tell him what stupid thing I did. This time I make sure both switches pull back and forth and hooray my outlets work! I can finish cooking and fortunately the rest of my cans have pull up tabs. But I added buy new can opener to my list of things to get done before cooking again.

Looking back I knew it wasn’t the best or safest place for my can opener but since I’d done it several times before I figured nothing bad will happen this time. Oh, Murphy’s Law is my life! Sunday was the day bad stuff happened! I could’ve caught my kitchen on fire and burned up my apartment. A friend told me I could’ve electrocuted myself! I hadn’t even thought about that but now an image of me with singed hair and smoke coming from my ears is running through my mind. WAAA!

To make sure I didn’t do that again I immediately moved my wretched slow cooker and made space for a new can opener.

Is it time to rethink your current marketing plan? Are you burning up your marketing dollars on a mildly effective marketing campaign that isn’t targeting your niche?

Do the safe thing for your business now and shift your marketing around so you can make the most of your customer niche and have growing sales not burning ashes of a failed marketing plan.

Four Keys to a Successful Direct Mail Marketing Campaign

March 20th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

envelope guy

You want your direct marketing mailers to:

  1. Get delivered – Make sure they meet postal regulations
  2. Get opened – Does it catch your prospects eye?
  3. Get read – Once its opened is your offer compelling so the prospect reads to the end?
  4. Get responses – Ok it got read. Are people buying what you’re selling?
If you answer is no to any of these questions don’t send out the mailer. Fix the problem so you can answer yes to all four points and prepare to rake in big bucks!

Show Me the Money!

March 8th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

Pile of Coins

National Coin Week is April 20-26. Send your clients a bag of chocolate coins or a coin purse to hold their change.

Many even collect elongated coins also known as pressed pennies, nickels or quarters. If you know your clients are fans send the pressed penny wallets to hold their precious collections. Or consider having a die made to press your own logo on pennies for a truly memorable promotional item.

Never heard of pressed pennies? Well here’s some history on them:

In 1893 at the World’s Columbian Exposition in Chicago, Illinois the first pennies were rolled through hand cranked mill type machines with reverse engraved dies.

Today, pennies are run between rollers under approximately 22 tons of pressure which squishes the penny into an elongated shape with your business logo or other artwork you select for the four dies that come with the machine. Guests supply their own penny and for the price of two quarters they get an enduring memory of their experience.

I’ve designed pressed pennies for clients like amusement parks, zoos and other tourist sites. It’s a popular hobby for many.

Have You Talked to Your Plants Today?

March 7th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

Daisy flowers

April 13th is International Plant Appreciation Day. Plants are vital to our lives. Without them we wouldn’t have coffee, tea, paper, T-shirts or flour for baking. I’m growing some daffodils, freesias and tulips. Having fun just watching the leaves sprout from the dirt. And I’m not one of those green thumb types. I’ve killed cactus in the past…more like a black thumb. But I’ve come to appreciate plants. Remind your customers how important plants our by sending them a gift of a flower, plant or tree or even a packet of seeds.

Show Your Auto Some Love

March 4th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

Washing Car

April is National Car Care Month. Give you customers an automotive safety it (with you business logo & contact info) to show them you care. Hand out car maintenance checklists to encourage your customers to keep up with their car care. Need a promotional opportunity? Have a mini classic custom car show for your customers to participate in. Let me know of any ideas you come up with and which you actually use.

Have Towering Sales

February 13th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

The Eiffel Tower was completed on March 31, 1889. It was built for the Paris Exhibition and since its opening over 200 million people have visited it. Named after its architect, Alexandre Gustave the Eiffel Tower has come to symbolize Paris.

It’s been a few years but I remember the awe inspiring experience of sitting in the park with my travel pal eating dry Cheerios and sipping Coca Cola – hey we were hungry, it was affordable and portable.

You could have a Paris themed sale or marketing promotion. Miniature Eiffel Towers to catch the eye of passersby. I have a pair of Eiffel Tower earrings that are a good conversation piece whenever I wear them.

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Make Your Business Events Bubble Over With Fun!

February 12th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

Have a business event to celebrate? March 20-26 is National Bubble Week. Liven up the party by giving out bubble maker party favors or pens and watch the fun begin.

Or are you planning a kid’s day event, sale or promotion? Have an electronic bubble maker to add enchantment to the festivities. When I was a little girl I loved the delicate seemingly magical beauty of the bubbles I blew rising gently up into the sky. What other ideas to you have for using National Bubble week to market your business?

We All Need to Catch More Z’s!

February 9th, 2008 by elizabethdmrx No comments »

National Sleep Awareness Week is March 3-9. Teach your customers about the importance of getting enough sleep and the dangers of untreated sleep disorders. Give your best clients face masks, special pillows, and radios with nature sounds to get them sleeping stress free. Sleepy employees are less productive so share the info with them too. Maybe an official nap area in the break room with a little alarm clock to make sure your staff gets back to work in time alert and refreshed.

I know I need more Z’s how about you? I have a magnetic mattress pad and pillow to help me sleep tight at night. Do you have any special sleep items or rituals to keep your sleep refreshing? Share them with me.