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Is Your Marketing Message Being Upstaged By a Talking Stain?

March 28th, 2008

Green Stain

I love the new Tide commercial with the job interviewee blathering on while the prospective employer just stairs at the shirt stain. The stain babbles nonsense while the employer stares mesmerized. He’s not listening to the interview prospect outlining his skill set and potential value to the company. The oblivious job applicant rambles on unaware of his talking shirt stain.
If your marketing media isn’t performing the way it should as the following questions. Is there a talking stain upstaging my Marketing message? Is it spelling errors, bad design and layout or a poorly worded message? If prospects are focusing on the mistakes and not on the benefits of your product or service then your marketing needs cleaning up. Remove the talking stain and get customers focused on buying from you. .

Let me know what talking stain has been hiding your marketing message. If you haven’t seen the commercial visit www.mytalkingstain.com and check it out. Send me a photo of your worst shirt stain!

Watch Your Keywords Fight it Out!

March 27th, 2008

BoxingBizGuy

Are you wondering which keywords will work best for you? If you’re looking for a quick way to find good search engine results try GoogleFight.com. When you get to the screen you type one phrase into the first keyword box and a second phrase into keyword box #2 and then click make a fight. You’ll see who wins the boxing match when a graph appears showing which phrase has the highest search engine results.

I typed in financial recession and financial boom. Financial recession won with 797,000 hits compared to economic boom which only had 374,000 search results hits. Which means if you want to know what people are searching for it’s the financial recession not a boom. Now you know people are worried about the recession so focus your marketing on surviving or thriving during a recession and get lots more.

Let me know what words win your fights. If you need help getting started check out who wins, vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream.

Are You Risking a Marketing Short Circuit?

March 26th, 2008

HighVoltage

Are you doing the same thing over and over without the best results but it kinda works so you keep using it? Well here’s a story of what happened to me a week ago that I hope you can use.

I cook for the week on Sunday afternoons. My kitchen is tiny so space is at a premium. For weeks I’ve been moving my can opener and using it on the stove top because my slow cooker took up too much space. (I was too lazy to figure out a new spot for the slow cooker.) So I’m opening up some cans so I can prepare a stew and all is going well.

Then I remember oh, yeah let’s get the brown rice started because it takes longer to cook than white rice. So I turn the oven knob to on. A minute or so later I’m busy putting away dishes when I here a pop and see sparks coming from my can opener which is still sitting on the back burner. Yikes! I’m trying not to freak out as I quickly turn off the burner and lift the can opener up.

Now I smell a nasty electrical burn and I’m worried my smoke alarm is going to start shrieking. I look at my poor can opener which has the bottom melted on parts and the power cord is charred black and I’m thinking I’m not gonna be able to use this thing again it’s a goner. I toss my the thing in the trash and run to open the front door so the burning stink won’t stay in my place all day and night.

Back in the kitchen I try to turn on the overhead fan and light but nothing happens. I popped the circuit breaker! So now I have to figure out which switch to pull in the fuse box. Crum! I hate this stuff.

Oh yeah did I mention my kitchen wall outlets also stopped working? Well, I went to read the labels and pull the switch that I think connects to the kitchen outlets. Then I head back to the kitchen and switch on the fan and oven light. Nothing happens.

Back I go to peer into the fuse box while hoping I don’t have to call my property manager and tell him what stupid thing I did. This time I make sure both switches pull back and forth and hooray my outlets work! I can finish cooking and fortunately the rest of my cans have pull up tabs. But I added buy new can opener to my list of things to get done before cooking again.

Looking back I knew it wasn’t the best or safest place for my can opener but since I’d done it several times before I figured nothing bad will happen this time. Oh, Murphy’s Law is my life! Sunday was the day bad stuff happened! I could’ve caught my kitchen on fire and burned up my apartment. A friend told me I could’ve electrocuted myself! I hadn’t even thought about that but now an image of me with singed hair and smoke coming from my ears is running through my mind. WAAA!

To make sure I didn’t do that again I immediately moved my wretched slow cooker and made space for a new can opener.

Is it time to rethink your current marketing plan? Are you burning up your marketing dollars on a mildly effective marketing campaign that isn’t targeting your niche?

Do the safe thing for your business now and shift your marketing around so you can make the most of your customer niche and have growing sales not burning ashes of a failed marketing plan.

Have You Talked to Your Plants Today?

March 7th, 2008

Daisy flowers

April 13th is International Plant Appreciation Day. Plants are vital to our lives. Without them we wouldn’t have coffee, tea, paper, T-shirts or flour for baking. I’m growing some daffodils, freesias and tulips. Having fun just watching the leaves sprout from the dirt. And I’m not one of those green thumb types. I’ve killed cactus in the past…more like a black thumb. But I’ve come to appreciate plants. Remind your customers how important plants our by sending them a gift of a flower, plant or tree or even a packet of seeds.

Show Your Auto Some Love

March 4th, 2008

Washing Car

April is National Car Care Month. Give you customers an automotive safety it (with you business logo & contact info) to show them you care. Hand out car maintenance checklists to encourage your customers to keep up with their car care. Need a promotional opportunity? Have a mini classic custom car show for your customers to participate in. Let me know of any ideas you come up with and which you actually use.

Have Towering Sales

February 13th, 2008

The Eiffel Tower was completed on March 31, 1889. It was built for the Paris Exhibition and since its opening over 200 million people have visited it. Named after its architect, Alexandre Gustave the Eiffel Tower has come to symbolize Paris.

It’s been a few years but I remember the awe inspiring experience of sitting in the park with my travel pal eating dry Cheerios and sipping Coca Cola – hey we were hungry, it was affordable and portable.

You could have a Paris themed sale or marketing promotion. Miniature Eiffel Towers to catch the eye of passersby. I have a pair of Eiffel Tower earrings that are a good conversation piece whenever I wear them.

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Make Your Business Events Bubble Over With Fun!

February 12th, 2008

Have a business event to celebrate? March 20-26 is National Bubble Week. Liven up the party by giving out bubble maker party favors or pens and watch the fun begin.

Or are you planning a kid’s day event, sale or promotion? Have an electronic bubble maker to add enchantment to the festivities. When I was a little girl I loved the delicate seemingly magical beauty of the bubbles I blew rising gently up into the sky. What other ideas to you have for using National Bubble week to market your business?

We All Need to Catch More Z’s!

February 9th, 2008

National Sleep Awareness Week is March 3-9. Teach your customers about the importance of getting enough sleep and the dangers of untreated sleep disorders. Give your best clients face masks, special pillows, and radios with nature sounds to get them sleeping stress free. Sleepy employees are less productive so share the info with them too. Maybe an official nap area in the break room with a little alarm clock to make sure your staff gets back to work in time alert and refreshed.

I know I need more Z’s how about you? I have a magnetic mattress pad and pillow to help me sleep tight at night. Do you have any special sleep items or rituals to keep your sleep refreshing? Share them with me.

Make Your Clients Go Ape For Your Products!

February 8th, 2008

King Kong premiered on March 2, 1933 at New York’s Radio City Music Hall and the RKO Roxy. For its time the special effects were noteworthy – having a 50 foot ape climbing the newly completed Empire State Building wowed audiences. In reality an 19 inch model off King Kong was used to film the scene.

Use bananas and monkey themes for your marketing. Get attention with a King Kong sized sale! Maybe have employees dress up in gorilla suits or have customers do a contest for best Kong costume. Maybe have the best Fae Wray scream contest. Will beauty kill your sales slump and woo your customers back?

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